Ataxia Sucks

from $35.85
Ataxia Sucks. The Shirt Agrees.
Look, your nervous system filed for chaos and forgot to send you the memo. Your legs do interpretive dance. Your hands have opinions. Stairs are a personal nemesis. You've earned the right to wear the slogan.
This shirt says what your cerebellum won't: ATAXIA SUCKS. Loud, clear, and right across your chest — no balance required to read it.
Soft cotton, built to last through every wobble, every "are you okay?" from strangers, and every awkward chair-miss in public. Wear it to PT. Wear it to brunch. Wear it to your neurologist's office and watch them try not to laugh.
Because if you can't outrun it, you might as well out-snark it.
Ataxia sucks. The shirt is great. Grab yours.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Color:
Size:
Ataxia Sucks. The Shirt Agrees.
Look, your nervous system filed for chaos and forgot to send you the memo. Your legs do interpretive dance. Your hands have opinions. Stairs are a personal nemesis. You've earned the right to wear the slogan.
This shirt says what your cerebellum won't: ATAXIA SUCKS. Loud, clear, and right across your chest — no balance required to read it.
Soft cotton, built to last through every wobble, every "are you okay?" from strangers, and every awkward chair-miss in public. Wear it to PT. Wear it to brunch. Wear it to your neurologist's office and watch them try not to laugh.
Because if you can't outrun it, you might as well out-snark it.
Ataxia sucks. The shirt is great. Grab yours.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!